We think we’ve seen it all from Netflix – “Too Hot to Handle”, “Indian Matchmaking”, and “Down for Love” alike – but there is a key demographic that has yet to be brought on some critically scripted dates.
Like any other burnout, I love pouring my empty hours into binging awful reality TV (this excludes the masterpieces of “Jewish Matchmaking” and “Love on the Spectrum,” which were well worth the marathons). It’s fun to watch ‘aspiring musicians’ and ‘full-time influencers’ alike break down their love lives or lack thereof. One motif I have been beginning to pick up on, though, is the introduction of a younger crowd to the camera-accompanied dating scene. Still, Netflix is missing a key demographic: me.
“Anja, I bet you’ve had 1,000 boyfriends!”
“That Birks and ankle socks combo is SUPER hot.”
Why thank you, but contrary to your beliefs, I have not had 1,000 boyfriends, nor do many people find my choice of shoes very attractive. One could assert that I am in desperate need of companionship. So, it is only fair that I took Netflix’s promotion of Gen Z love personally. I mean, I’m awesome, hilarious and will do ANYTHING to be on camera. What’s not to like? With these irresistible assets in hand, I would like to propose a new Netflix dating series: “Struck by Thespis’ Arrow: Love Finds College Improv-ers.”
If anybody is lacking a love life, it is college improv-ers. Ask literally anybody on my six-person improv team. We’re desperate. Netflix, it is time to play matchmaker with the ultimate rejects.
Now, of course, we need a host. Easy. Kermit the Frog.
Next, we need a matchmaker. Someone who understands our level of dweeb. I propose Will Schuester from the hit series “Glee.” If anybody gets healthy relationships and good theater, it’s this guy.
With our cast assembled, let’s propose some date ideas. Something that will get our contestants out of their comfort zone. Here’s a rough list. I’ll let you be the judge:
- Go to Wawa together but do NOT start a flash mob.
- Play Scrabble but ban all potty language.
- Watch something other than “30 Rock.”
- Get a life.
I’d say that’s a solid start! Netflix, your move.
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UF PRISM 
