Consider me crack cocaine.
Because I am extremely addictive.
You won’t be able to think of anything but me once you start your insatiable abuse.
I will violently tear your eyes from anything of remote importance in your life and consume the hours of your days.
I will steal the souls of you and everyone around you.
Forget about your ambitions.
Forget about your friends and family.
Focus on me. Only me.
I am your cellphone.
Don’t you dare put me down.