Funniest WiFi Names


Need some inspiration for your WiFi router or Bluetooth name? Prism, the UF Honors Magazine, polled one of the largest online communities of computer programmers, “Hackathon Hackers” (a group of over 21,000 members), to discover the best names out there! Here are a few of our favorites:


  • FBI Van
  • It Hurts When IP
  • Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
  • Abraham Linksys
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • NSA Surveillance Van #15
  • WiFilo Ren
  • Get Your Own WiFi
  • Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo WiFi
  • The Promised LAN
  • The LAN Before Time
  • WiFi So Serious
  • Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
  • Bill Wi The Science Fi
  • Pretty Fly For A WiFi
  • That’s What She SSID
  • Benjamin FrankLAN
  • Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  • LAN Down Under
  • Router? I Hardly Know ‘er!
  • Christopher NoLAN
  • Yell [insert expletive] For Free WiFi!
  • Skynet
  • Mom, Click Here For Internet!
  • [Insert Game Of Thrones spoiler]

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